The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Feeling people's depression.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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Meatvision.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The ability to smell colors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!