The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!