The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to give your wife rights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!