The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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Going through obejects but cant move

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power of Acid Tears

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to snore.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!