The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to silence explosions.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to get blood clots

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!