The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to clean

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!