The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to be dead

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!