The power to feel pain when ever you want

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to die.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!