The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to only fart in public

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!