the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The ability to smell colors

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!