The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to fart mace

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!