The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to die on command

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!