The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to transform into yourself

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Being Aquaman

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to shed hair

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!