The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

The power to levitate mustard.

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to only see glass.

An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to live through torture.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!