The power to not have this superpower

the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

The power of exact change

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

The powers to lose your current power forever

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

The power to levitate mustard.

A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

The power to smell any point in time

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

the ability to fart out of your nose

Invisible handwriting.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!