The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to be born.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!