The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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See through invisible people

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power of Being stupid

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!