The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to shit out of your nose

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Th power to be telepathetic

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the power to die

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!