The power to have a small penis

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!