Reverse Pooping

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!