the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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hey

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!