the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to see through horses

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!