the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to have a black president

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!