the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to science.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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to be shitty

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!