The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

the power to die at will

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

The power to hate someone you don't even know

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to spell backwards.

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to watch womens basketball

The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

the power to die on command

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!