The power to think.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to catch em all

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to do nothing/

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The power of exact change

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to fly but only upward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!