The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

thumb_up thumb_down -48

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

thumb_up thumb_down +169

The power to fall unconscious at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to be -100% faster...

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to see through bones.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

thumb_up thumb_down +99

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

thumb_up thumb_down +85

Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to attract bullets

thumb_up thumb_down +73

the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Have sex but not feel it

thumb_up thumb_down +31

the power to sleep during day

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to fly but only in closed spaces

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!