invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to see stuff

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to shit on command.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!