The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to see through glass

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!