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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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KeemStar

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!