the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power of creating poop.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to give your wife rights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!