The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!