The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!