The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!