The power to hear morse code.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!