The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!