The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!