The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to die on command

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to wear crocs.

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the power to have a power.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!