The power to eat food

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to breathe

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to fart rainbows

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!