The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Black power

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!