The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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the power to die on command

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The power to create another human

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!