The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power of love

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!