The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to write about power.

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The power of night-blindness.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power of trolling your self

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penis

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!