the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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black people

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!