The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to time travel to the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!