The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to be your self

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to be powerless.

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the power to poop pee

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The power to troll the Internet.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!