Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to win the crying game

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!