The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!