to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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The ability to read braile.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!