The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to fart flames

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!