The power to poop standing up

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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the power to make to much coffee

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to jizz on cue

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!