The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!