The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to peak braille

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to write about power.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!