The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to die on command

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to have a power.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to live until you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!