The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Dejavu

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to die at will.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!