The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to understand myspace

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to fly in space

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the power to nit propely

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to go blind at will.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!