the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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the power to nit propely

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!