The power to float without gravity.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Ladder hands.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!