The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!