The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Dejavu

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to sleep

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!